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THE SIGNS DOING AN ASSIGNMENT THAT'S DUE THE NEXT DAY

  • Aries: Screaming, throwing books everywhere, ingesting inhuman amounts of coffee, slamming doors, ripping papers, tossing their phone in the toilet.
  • Taurus: Can't start until they're had a snack, nap, shower, break, and then they sit down. And they don't stand up until they are done.
  • Gemini: Hysterical laughter, is in denial, writes the most epic bullshit ever, has a meltdown at 3 am, suffers from loss of identity and motivation.
  • Cancer: Intense crying on their laptop keyboard, the laptop malfunction, electrocutes them, and all of their work has been erased off the face of the work. Turns in doctor's note.
  • Leo: Lies to themselves, says they have plenty of time. Says they'll start at 7, and when they check the time, its 7:03. Now they have to wait until 8. Damn it.
  • Virgo: Begins writing a bunch of drafts, is never satisfied, pulls an all-nighter, has three panic attacks, but turns in a pretty decent assignment.
  • Libra: Instead of starting, does elaborate research on how to fake sick, comes up with a million excuses, and practices executing them in the mirror.
  • Scorpio: Hates themselves extensively, cries through half of the paper, uses caps locks aggressively, blogs about how much they hate themselves and their life.
  • Sagittarius: Cannot seem to start, calls all of their friends and ends up paying someone to do the assignment for them. Plan flops miserably, skips school.
  • Capricorn: Loathes themselves, cries in the shower, then gets down to business. Thinks they'll fail, gets an A. We hate them.
  • Aquarius: Actually performs best under pressure. Has a game plan, perfectly executes it, goes to sleep at 1:30 a.m. Can't sleep because they're too wired.
  • Pisces: Has three months to do the assignment, spends the day before coming up with excuses why they shouldn't do it, skips school.
    • 20.05.15 ♥  80,544 notes
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    #nah this isn't true #usually i dont DO an assignment thats due the next day because i've already finished it days ago #unless it was due that day in which case i sit down and work on it until i get it right #pisces
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